Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Sex

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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