- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

men, men like men= men+bed

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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