- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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