- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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