What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Anti Joke

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