- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

William wright is Gay

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're a big fat monkey.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Who is John Galt?

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

u suck

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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