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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Take part of what?

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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