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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

What's big and messy? A big mess

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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