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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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KCLTLMBAIMWSSHTCAWGAHW

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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