- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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