- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

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