What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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