A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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