What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Praise Paisley

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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