A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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