mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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