- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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