- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

A house comes around the corner.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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