Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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