- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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