- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

how much fish could a chicken

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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