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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

PENIS that is all

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

You are joking right?

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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