- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

roses are red poo is poo

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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