- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Where's my baby??

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

PENIS that is all

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

You are joking right?

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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