- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

time to spruce up!

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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