what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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a man was shot.... he died

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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