Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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