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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

[Set up] [No punch line]

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you