- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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