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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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