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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

haha black people :D

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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