- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

can you pass the soap?

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What's 2+2? Fish

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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