- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Maths.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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