whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

men's rights activists

Yellow People !!

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Men's rights

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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