- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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