- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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