What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

"Knock knock" Come in!

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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