- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Camerons hair is Curly..

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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