- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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