Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Donald Trump

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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