Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Women's Rights.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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