- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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