A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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