My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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