- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

This statement is false.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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