roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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