A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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You are joking right?

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Anti Joke

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