A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

what did one computer say to the other .........

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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