- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

He--Hey guys

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

knock knock whos there open open who the door

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