- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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