- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

bangers and mash?

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Killing your friend as a joke.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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