- Anti Joke

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

knock knock Goodbye

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.