Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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