why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

a black man pays his child support

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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