A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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