What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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