What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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whats green and lives in the water

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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