- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

how do you call someone? use a phone

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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