If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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