- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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