- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

why dont they make black forks

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Men's rights

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

womans rights...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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