- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

There was once a man who lived in a box.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

Guy1:should I ask this girl out? Guy2:NO!!!!!!! Guy1:????????

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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