life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Hollywood today: If you Like Dragonball Evolution you are gonna love this. Peter Linkoff a 16 year old boy, is being chased by his half brother Jack Ganonbad as Peter Falls into a hole, which contains a cellphone... ...THE LINK TO PLANET ZELDA! There he discovers that he holds the Link between earth and Zelda, and just then planet Zelda is threatened by The Evil Master Sword! A Meteor so destructive, that it sheer force could destroy the entire universe! *Random scenes going by so fast that you cant make shit out of them begins* "PETER LINKOFF YOU ARE IN DANGER!" *BOOOOOOM*" "BUT WHAT IF HE IS NOT THE DELIVER OF THE BOOMERANG!" Iiiit is said... Thhaat heee that wields the lasergun known as the wooden sword...<

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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