What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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Womens rights

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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