- Anti Joke

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none