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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Yo Momma So Fat!

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What do you call a black man? Rob

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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