Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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