What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Half life 3 confirmed

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

A miserable man committed suicide.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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