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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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