- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

angelo snyder is not ga

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

A praying mantis is very graceful

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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