- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

The american education system.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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