- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Dan walked into a jelly fish

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

A man penetrates another man.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

this website even though its hilarious.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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