What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Hello.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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why dont they make black forks

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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