- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

The New York Giants

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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