What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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autistic kids rock

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Gus's mom

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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