- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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