Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

autistic kids rock

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

homosexual rights to marriage

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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