Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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guess what? bannanas

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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