Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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