- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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