- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Dead girls can't say no.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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