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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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