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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.