Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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