Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Chris is hairy

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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