q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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