- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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