- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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