What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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