What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

here's a joke... the american education society

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

The chickens have become self-aware!

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

I wrote a funny joke.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Equal rights!

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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