- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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