There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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all these jokes are horrible now

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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