In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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