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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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