My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Anti Joke

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