- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What's 9+10? 19

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

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