A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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