Gawds Trololols: Jewsus: I die for ur Sins, now u are free! *argh* Gawd AD 3000: TIME TO DIE SINNERS! Jewsus: But I paid for humanity`s sins and am stuck in hell because of this and... Gawd: Meh just didnt really liek you TROLOLOL! Gawds Trololols 2 directors clit: Gawd: Jebus! (the third) I want you to trololol peeps now! GO! Jebus: As you see people, I have died for you in order to prove that I am immortal! Peeps: Uh, wow? Jebus: TROLOLOL! So dad, when am I gonna get back to earth again, I kinda promised my boyfriends/apostles that there would be a second cumming as you told me to do, and people have been waiting for over twothousand and fourtee... Gawd: Never! Trolololol! Moral: "Would you trust a being whose veins are loaded with alcohol?" Jesus 2: The second coming: In cincemas never!

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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