- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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