Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What's 9+10? 19

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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