- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Once, I went to Peru.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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