- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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