- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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