Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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