Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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