- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Jordan is pregant

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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