- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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