Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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