- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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