- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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