What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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