why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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womens rights

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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