- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??