When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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