Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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