Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

Thanks, I admire your sincerity, and I am happy to see that I got a lot more in common with you, than with well, my nerdy and geeky friends, which are not reading this here and now unless they are going against their orders and messing up their own work schedule. I just want you to know that I have fallen in love with you Nero, and if that is a problem for you, please let me know ASAP.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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