If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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