- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

What's brown and sticky A stick

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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