- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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