I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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