- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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