Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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