You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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