Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Hello.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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You idiot.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profit evenly.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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