What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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