- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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