What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Where's my baby??

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Nobody cares maddie!

Knock knock knock OCD

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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