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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

A man goes to the potty.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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