- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

God is real.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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