- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Potassium? K.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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