- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

Why does the chicken cross the road? 4

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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