What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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