Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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