Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Turkey Balls

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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