What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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a irish man walks past a bar

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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