srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Turkey Balls

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Anti Joke

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