What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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The New York Giants

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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