- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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