- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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