- Anti Joke

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?