What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What's brown an sticky Shit

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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