- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

i'm hard

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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