- Anti Joke

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.