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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

An Asian with a big dick.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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