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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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