- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Two baby seals walk into a club.

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