- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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