- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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