Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Suck pussy

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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