- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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