Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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