- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Screw it you write the joke.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

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