- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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