- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Donald Trump

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

These Jokes suck.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? hayball rolls Moral: Im the one asking you...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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