Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

guess what what ...

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

My name is me I like fired chicken!

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Knock Knock No solicitors

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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So a bar walks into a man...

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Communism hehe xd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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