- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

i saw amango it splootered

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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