How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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