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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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