- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Whats brown and smells bad poo

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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