What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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