My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Hello.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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