How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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Cripples are lame.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Donald Trump

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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