If the 49ers won the superbowl

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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