What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

A muslim walks out of a plane.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

A dancer walks into a barre

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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