What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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