Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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