There was once a man who lived in a box.

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

womans rights...

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Weaner

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

haha black people :D

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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