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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Cripples are lame.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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