What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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