Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why didn't Sammy Robertson make the world series catch to win the series in 1977? Because Sam, like many many discouraged teens in America, didn't follow his life long dream and later became a janitor at his hometown middle-school.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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