Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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