- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

your mom is so stupid she got raped

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Sarah Palin.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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