- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Denard Robinson

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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