- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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