- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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