Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

A young baby died.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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