What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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