- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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