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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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