- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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