- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Faithful men.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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