- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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