- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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