- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Women's Rights

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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