- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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