If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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