What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Feminism

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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