What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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