- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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