How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Boxing on Boxing Day

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

Golf.

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Matthew Baker

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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