- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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