- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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