Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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A American seeking into mexico

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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Why didn't he finish his

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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