What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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school homewrok

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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