An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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