How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? When buying African American Slaves the masters often sought attributes that would be useful for manual labor such as agricultural work. The slaves who met these criteria had more chances to pass on their better, more beneficial genetic info via sexual intercourse with other slaves. Through many generations the most beneficial traits such as fine motor control in the phalanges and overall strength were passed down. This is very similar to Darwin's Theory of Evolution.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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why girl die cancer

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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