What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Wanna hear a joke? no

Obama

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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