How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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no rasist joks

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Non-Anti-Joke.com!

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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