there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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Ross.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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A man walks into a bar with an MP5 and proceeds to fire thirteen bullets into a crowd of people, several unarmed bystanders attempt to disarm the gunman but they are promptly ordered to stay back or they too would be fired on, a witness reports gunfire coming from down the street to local emergency services and they arrive quickly, organising a perimeter around the bar, county sherriffs decide it would be safest to wait for a swat team, as reports indicated the gunman may have hostages, however the gunfire appears to have ceased an noone has entered or exited the building since police arrived on scene. As SWAT arrives on scene and media helicopters circle above, a person emerges from the bar and the gunman appears behind him, he shoots and kills the hostage and then turns the gun on himself, the death toll reached sixteen including the gunman and as many as fourteen people were injured. there was no clear motive to the massacre, but a search of his appartment indicated he was tired of one-liners on typical joke sites and felt his wife's betrayal with his best friend was too much to bare and he simply snapped after losing his job in the current economic situation.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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