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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

I like the color potato.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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