why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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