- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Boner

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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