baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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