- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Dwarf Shortage

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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