- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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