Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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