- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

White men's rights

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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