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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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