Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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