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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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