What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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dat shoe shine tho

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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