Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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