My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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