- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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