- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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