why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

i saw amango it splootered

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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