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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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