- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

My cat just died.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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