- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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