- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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