if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Anti Joke

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