- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Dan walked into a jelly fish

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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