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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

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Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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