- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

When faced with an impossible question. I like to give, and maybe receive, an impossible, yet endearing, request/answer to the problem. Sex?

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

What's the difference between a duck?

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

a jew walks out of a furnace

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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