Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

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Why can cats jump so high? Cats leg muscles are different then ours. They work kind of like springs that build up energy and then release suddenly. Its kind of like a budgie cord. This gives them the ability to jump so high. If humans were built the same way, they could easily jump up on a one-story roof.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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