What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Hail Hitler

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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