- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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