Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

i saw amango it splootered

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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