Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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9/11 my birthday

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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