- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

An Asian with a big dick.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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