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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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