- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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