- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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