- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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