- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What is funnier then 25 9/11

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