A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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