My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Anti Joke

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