- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's 1+1? 69.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

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