- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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