How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

How old are you? 7

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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