WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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