- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

greetings ZOE. WHAAA BANNANNAS ROCK MAH WORLD. WHY DID THE TRAIN CRASH? ....BECAUSE THE CONDUCTOR WAS A PIECE OF CHEESE! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. WELL LOVE YA CHICAS. PEACE AND BLESSINZ. SALUTATIONS, isabel.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

I am a mime

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?