Dan walked into a jelly fish

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Anti Joke

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