- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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