What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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The american education system.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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