What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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