- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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