Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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