- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

My cat just died.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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