A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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