- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

My cat just died.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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