- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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