Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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