Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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