- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

How old are you? 7

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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