How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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