so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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How old are you? 7

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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