- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

womens rights.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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