What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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