- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

I am a mime

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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