- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

guess what? bannanas

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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